CDU Demo by TLH
AHI :;<=>OUVROUVROUVROPSTOPW - DJ - AHIDEBC OU - OPW OPST Z& - HI THERE PEOPLE !! - - I WISH THESE PEEPS - A VERY MERRY XMAS! - - TOY - MIK - < JOYCE = - MILES - SIT - KERNAL - HUDDY - GREENY - EINSTEIN - DOLLY! - RICHIE & DEAN - QUAL 1 - FRAP - ALL C.D.U. READERS! - - C.D.U. WISHES - ALL ITS READERS A - MERRY CHRISTMAS ! - - C.D.U. MCMLXXXIX. - - AHI OU OUVR9:;<=>9:;<=>OUVROUVROUVROPSTOPW Z!"#Z!OU - 9:;<Z!OUZ!OUZ!OUZ[^_Z]$# 01./01./ - 01./)-./01./)*+,012, DEBCDJ - AHIDEBC OUVROU - OPW OPST Z!OUZ& - ^UZ]$#Z[^_ )-./)*)-./)*+, 01./)-./012,)*+, - USE JOYSTICK IN PORT 2 TO CONTROL THE SPEED OF THIS SCROLLY... WELL, ANOTHER PART OF THE C.D.U. CHRISTMAS DEMO AND NOT A SNOWBALL OR PIECE OF HOLLY IN SIGHT !!!! CREDITS FOR THIS PART ARE :- THIS CHAR-SET BY DOLLY BIG CHARS BY BLACKMAIL MUSIC BY JOHANNES BJERREGAARD CODING BY JOG(ME!) IF YOU WANT TO SEE ANOTHER PART THEN TRY PRESSING THE SPACE-BAR AND IF YOU ARE (UN?)LUCKY, ANOTHER PART WILL APPEAR !!! I'M AFRAID THAT I'VE NO TIME 2 PUT VAST AMOUNTS OF TEXT IN THIS SCROLLER 'COS THE DEADLINE FOR THIS DEMO IS FAST APPROACHING... I HOPE YOU HAVE ENJOYED WATCHING THIS PROGGY SO FAR AND I WISH YOU ALL THE BEST FOR CHRISTMAS AND THE NEW YEAR..... BYEEEEE !!!!! (C) C.D.U. MCMLXXXIX - DISK USER - "Z - BYE FROM TLH 'N' JOG - RSTUUWXXYZZZ[ /ZZZ^ _] - A_C]AZE] / ] / ] / -
- - RAPID STEEL CODED BY TLH - - MUZIK BY ?????? - - IF YA WANNA WRITE TO ME FOR ANYTHING - - SCRIBBLE DOWN THIS ADDRESS NOW.. - - TLH - - 15 LYME GROVE - - ROMILEY - - STOCKPORT - - SK6 4DH - - ENGLAND - - SORRY NO HOTLINE - - END OF TEXT NOW....SO BYEBYE - - - SORRY NO HOTLINE!! - - SIGNED TLH IN 1989 - - BYEEEE.....CUL8R - - - - TLH PRESENTS HIS PC-SHOW DEMO - - - CALLED....RAPID STEEL - - - ALL CODING AND LOGO BY TLH - - - MUZIK BY SOME DUDE!! - - - THIS CHARSET FROM VIRUS! - - - BELOW CHARSET FROM SAMFOX'S POKER! - - - NOW...COMES THE INSTRUCTIONS - - - F1=TECHTECH DATA(1) - - - F3=TECHTECH DATA (2) - - - F5=TECHTECH DATA (3) - - - F7=GREENBACKGROUND ON/OFF! - - - RIGHT...NOW ONTO A BIT OF INFO - - - THIS DEMO WAS ORIGNALLY START INCONJUNCTION WITH JOG/EX-PULSAR - BUT HE HAD TO FINNISH HIS GAME OFF, AND DID'NT HAVE ENOUGH TIME LEFT TO DO HIS DEMO PART! - SO THIS ENDED UP A JUST A ONE PART DEMO BY ME!!!(SOBSOB!) - RIGHT I THINK I WILL JUST SLIDE THE GREETINGS ACROSS YOUR SCREEN NOW....SOOOOOOOOO A BIIIIGGGGG HI TO:- - DCS - JOG - MIK - TOY - WIZ - SIT! - - - ANDY - TRIXTER - THE JUDGES - TMC! - - - TRIAD - HORIZON - FAME - 20CC! - - - HOTLINE - EXULT - FULLFORCE! - - - BABYGANG - NAF+WOLF - PAUL EVES! - - - RIK - TONY CROWTHER - DIGIT! - - - NUTT - HUDDY+GREENY - IKARI! - - - ASH+DAVE - IAN+MIC - - - AND ALL OTHER COOL DUDES - - - RIGHT, NOW I WILL TELL YA ABOUT THE FREAKY TIME I SPENT IN THE SHOP WHERE MIK OF DCS WORKS, YESTERDAY - I WENT IN AT ABOUT 1PM, TO HAVE A CHAT WIF MIK! - HIS BOSS WAZ AWAY ONHOLIDAY SO........- EVERYBODY WAZ FUCKIN AROUND!! - - ANYWAY I WAZ SHOWIN THIZ OTHER LAD WHO WORKS THERE MY FLICK NIFE... - THEN WE DECIDED TO HAVE A DUEL...HE HAD SUM SIZORS AN ME WIF ME FLICK NIFE..... - RESULT - OTHER LAD COME OFF WITH A SLASHED NUCKEL!!!HAHAHA!!!! - THEN WE STARTED WITH THE RUBBERBANDS.....FIRE'IN EM AT EACH OTHER!!!HEHE!!! - I GOT BORED, SO I DECIDED TO PLAY SAVAGE ON THE AMIGA 500 - THEN MIK TURNED 'ALL!' THE COMPUTERS POWER SURPLY OFF, BY THE MASTER SWITCH!!!!! BASTERD!!!!! - - SO EACH TIME I WALKED FORWARD TO TURN IT ON, MIK TURNED IT ON...WHEN I WALKED BACK TO THE AMIGA HE TURNED IT OFF AGAIN - ARRRRGGGG - SOON CUSTOMERS STARTED TO COMEIN - ONE FELLA CAME TO PICK HIS PHOTOS HE'D GIVEIN EM TO DEVELOP ONLY TO FIND OUT THEYD LOST EM!!!HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! - ONE VERY PISSED OFF CUSTOMER!!! - THEN SUM OLD FART CAME IN TO GET HIS PHOTOS....AND THEN SHOWED ONE OF THE LADZ ON THE COUNTER HIS PHOTOS OF TRAINS - HE WAZ THERE 30MINS - AND I WAZ LAUGHING BEHIND HIS BACK MAKEING THE LAD ON THE COUNTER LAUGH!!! - AT ABOUT 3:30PM, ME AN MIK WENT DOWN TO THE COACH STATION TO PICK UP HIS 'N' JOGS COACH TICKETS - WE WERE GREETED BY THIS BLOB OF A WOMAN ON THE DESK - WHEN MIK HAD PAID FOR EM, SHE THEN GAVE US AN INDEPTH INFORMATION GUIDE INTO THE TICKET!! - ME 'N' MIK AGREED THAT SHE SHOULD BE A KINKY HOTLINE GIRL!! HAHAHAHA!! (KINKY KELLY! EH MIK!!) - MIK KNOWS WHO AND WHAT I'M ON ABOUT!!! - ARE YOU STILL READING THIS SHIT??? - YOUR MAD!!! - ANYWAY I THINK I'D BETTER CHANGE THE SUBJECT NOW!!! - NEW SUBJECT - ERRRRR.....I KNOW!! LETZ TALK ABOUT LAMERS!!!YEAH!!! - WHO THO??? - ERRRRR....????....ANDY PARTRIDGE? - YEAH, WHY NOT!! - RIGHT I WILL TELL YA A BIT ABOUT ANDY'S FAMOUS UNSEEN ROUTINES!! - 1. A BITMAP TECHTECH - 2. A 6 VOICE MUZIK PLAYER! - 3. THE 20CC MUZIK ROUTINE (WHICH IS ACTULLY DONE BY FALCO PAUL! HE RECONS HE DID THE ROUTINE, AND 20CC COVERTED THE ADDRESS TO ZER0 PAGES!!!HAHAHAHA!) - OTHER TOTAL BULLSHIT HE SAID IS.....'EXCESS ARE MERGING WITH DCS...' - _COMPLETE PEDIGREE FARM SMELLIN BULLSHIT!!! - 'EXCESS ARE NO.2 IN THE EURO-DEMO CHARTS...' - TOTALY IMPOSSIBLE!! - 'I INVENTED THE RASTER-COLOUR-BAR...' - NOT WHEN YOUR ONLY 16 NOW, COZ YOU'D A BEEN ABOUT 14 WHEN U INVENTED IT!!! - WELL THIS IS CONCLUSIVE PROOF THAT ANDY PARTRIDGE IS A BULLSHITING LAMER!! - OH...I'VE MISSED ONE QUOTE...'I DID THE LAYLA TUNE BY ERIC CLAPPTON ON THE 64...' - YOU COULD'NT EVEN PLAY A MOUTHORGAN ANDY!! - ANOTHER LAMER IS TRIXTER, ANOTHER EX-EXCESS MEMBER... HE LICKS ANDYS ARSE UNTILL IT'S SOOOO DRY HE HAS TO PUT BABY OIL ON IT... - HE DID ONE DEMO FOR EXCESS THEN A COUPLE OF DAYZ AFTER RELEASE EXCESS WERE DEAD!!! MUST HAVE BEEN A TRIXTER EH TRIXTER!!!!(GOOD JOKE EH!!!) - I THINK I CAN SAY THIS DEMO AMAZINGLY APPEAR IN EITHER A DEMO BY TRIXTER OR ANDY, COZ THEY'L JUST RIPP MY CODE!! LAMMMMMEEEEERRRRZZZZZZ - HAVE YOU SEEN TRIXTERS DEMO CALLED M.O.N 5 TRACK EP!!!! WELL...ALL HE CODED WAZ THE KEYDETECTION ROUTINE TO CHANGE THE TUNEZ!!! THE TUNZ WERE REEEEAAAALLLLYYYY OLD!!! 2 TUNZ FROM SCOUT, AND 3 FROM SUM OTHER OLD DEMO!!! - I KNOW TRIXTER PERSONALLY AND WHEN I SAW THE INTRO I THOUGHT...'OH MY GOD...HOW THE FUCK COULD HE AV CODED THIS....' I PRESSED SPACE AND UP POPPED ...'INTRO BY RASTLIN'....THEN INTO THE SHIT TRIXTER HAD CODED!!! - WHEN I SAY THAT YOU COULD HAVE DONE BETTER I BASIC I REALLY DO MEAN IT!!! - I WOZ SOOOO SHIT!!! - OH!!YEAH!!! DID YOU KNOW THAT ANDY HAS STARTED A GROUP CALLED CABBANA??? WHAT A COOOOLLLL NAME FOR A GROUP!!!! CANT YOU THINK OF ANYTHING MORE ORIGINAL THAN A NAME OF A BISCUIT??? NO DOUBT THE DEMOS WILL MAKE YA SICK JUST LIKE THE CHOCLATE BAR!!!HAHAHAHA!!! - ME AN MIK AN JOG HAVE BEEN LAUGHING ARE HEADS OFF ABOUT IT!!! AND ALL OF US AGREE HE'S A TOTAL LAMER!!! - ANDY THOGHT HE WAZ SOOOOOOO COOL COZ HE DID 5...YES 5 RASTER BARS WITH 5 YES I KNOW IT HARD TO BELIEVE....SPRITES GOING VERTICALLY DOWN WITH THE UPPER AND LOWER BORDER REMOVED...HE THOUGHT IT WAS SO GOOD HE EVEN (C)OPYRIGHTED IT!!!HAHAHAHA!!! WHAT A BELL END!!! - WELL I REALLY MUZT BEGOING NOW...I WANNA DO SUMMAT MORE TO THIS DEMO BEFORE LINKIN AND PACKIN IT....SO I WILL BID YOU FAREWELL AND I HOPE I SEE ALL YOU DUDEZ ON SATURDAY (PC-SHOW DAYZ LADZ!) - SO BYE BYE UNTIL WE MEET AGAIN - - SIGNED TLH ON 27TH OF SEPTEMBER 1989! - - - - - F5=TECHTECH DATA (3 - ROMILEY - - $THEN INTO THE SHIT TRIXTER HAD CODED - - WHEN I SAY THAT YOU COULD HAVE DONE BETTER I BASIC I REALLY DO MEAN IT - : DID YOU KNOW THAT ANDY HAS STARTED A GROUP CALLED CABBANA - L1 NAME FOR A GROUP - CANT YOU THINK OF ANYTHING MORE ORIGINAL THAN A NAME OF A BISCUIT - NO DOUBT THE DEMOS WILL MAKE YA SICK JUST LIKE THE CHOCLATE BAR - = - ME AN MIK AN JOG HAVE BEEN LAUGHING ARE HEADS OFF ABOUT IT - ' AND ALL OF US AGREE HE'S A TOTAL LAMER - !7 - ANDY THOGHT HE WAZ S - O2 COOL COZ HE DID 5 - 6YES 5 RASTER BARS WITH 5 YES I KNOW IT HARD TO BELIEVE - SPRITES GOING VERTICALLY DOWN WITH THE UPPER AND LOWER BORDER REMOVED - 2HE THOUGHT IT WAS SO GOOD HE EVEN (C)OPYRIGHTED IT - !0 WHAT A BELL END - ! - WELL I REALLY MUZT BEGOING NOW - ?I WANNA DO SUMMAT MORE TO THIS DEMO BEFORE LINKIN AND PACKIN IT - SO I WILL BID YOU FAREWELL AND I HOPE I SEE ALL YOU DUDEZ ON SATURDAY (PC-SHOW DAYZ LADZ!) - SOB BYE6 UNTIL WE MEET AGAIN - - *- SIGNED TLH ON 27TH OF SEPTEMBER 1989! - -